Well, thank you. I sure will. This forum needs folks like you.
As for the reason you and I were sent to this penal colony: The road back to a man's true self is his return from spiritual exile (Saul Bellow - from
The Actual). In other words, you're spot on.
About the URL in my example, I actually changed it. It was originally Oracle's homepage URL. I didn't know if it would be frowned upon to post their URL without their permission. But still... We both learned that yourURL.com is active for some odd reason. Your guess is as good as any. I'll bet they were REALLY excited (Eureka!) when that idea popped into their mind - that is until they realized it was just the fourth martini yanking them around again.
I'm so lucky you decided to stop by and answer my question. Until you chimed in, I thought I was going to keep getting swatted with the dumb-dumb bat.
Have a great day, Zaphod_b!